So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
well no wonder why it was in the thrift store
but shit it was 99 cents
chewing minty gum, then breathing in cold winter air
OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.
FACT: not all psychopaths are killers. Most don’t even commit crimes.
And I think sociopaths are the more socially skilled of the two
When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.
You guys like Doctor Who references?
I worked a couple of ‘em into tomorrow’s episode of It’s Okay To Be Smart. Why did I do it?
And because I’m…
I kinda got the whole idea to do the video from Amy Pond.
Yeah, it’s gonna be pretty cool.
I can’t, that would spoil it. You’re just gonna have to wait until the video is up.
That’s not very nice. Just be patient.
Apology accepted. So you gonna watch tomorrow’s video?